Burning urge in my pants, I gotta wa*k or I go mad I take out all my p**no mags Number 65, my target, I wa*k It only takes a few seconds to cum When hangover wa*king is so much fun It's still standing so I keep on wa*king At the same time my head is aching I gotta go and puke out my guts When I return I'm back in wa*k-o-rama It feels so good it feels so right My sheets are dirty I have paid the price