I was walking down the street
Just the other day
When a guy walked up and said Hi
Hi
He was asking for donations
For some religous sh**
And i turned and asked him why
He said "If you buy this book from me,
I'll give you eternal life
something which you won't forget"
I said "Listen mister
I've got my own four rules,
there's lots of life left in me yet"
I take d** (d**)
I like s** (s**)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with fess
He then became persistent
So I turned around
And glared at that man goodbye
Bye bye
You see I'm not the violent type
But this guy he's just oblivious in my eyes
I then became objective
I said c'mon man don't give that full of sh**
sh**
I said "Listen mister
I've got my own four rules,
there's lots of life left in me yet"
I take d** (d**)
I like s** (s**)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with fess
I take d** (d**)
I like s** (s**)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with fess
Drugs (d**) and s** (s**)
Dirty pictures
and fess
Drugs and s**
Woohooo
Dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with fess
Listen to me
You gotta believe when
I talk about my d** buddy