The Radiators - Fess' Song lyrics

I was walking down the street Just the other day When a guy walked up and said Hi Hi He was asking for donations For some religous sh** And i turned and asked him why He said "If you buy this book from me, I'll give you eternal life something which you won't forget" I said "Listen mister I've got my own four rules, there's lots of life left in me yet" I take d** (d**) I like s** (s**) I like looking at dirty pictures I like lying in bed with fess He then became persistent So I turned around And glared at that man goodbye Bye bye You see I'm not the violent type But this guy he's just oblivious in my eyes I then became objective I said c'mon man don't give that full of sh** sh** I said "Listen mister I've got my own four rules, there's lots of life left in me yet" I take d** (d**) I like s** (s**) I like looking at dirty pictures I like lying in bed with fess I take d** (d**) I like s** (s**) I like looking at dirty pictures I like lying in bed with fess Drugs (d**) and s** (s**) Dirty pictures and fess Drugs and s** Woohooo Dirty pictures I like lying in bed with fess Listen to me You gotta believe when I talk about my d** buddy