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Does anybody wanna be a winner? Oh yeah, Oh yeah
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen and Welcome to your New Orleans Bingo Show
How 'bout a hand for the Bingo Band baby?
Yeah you're right, one thousand f**in' maggots
f** it, I don't know what that means, but f** it
I got a little help to my right, how 'bout a hand for Baby Lareaux
And further to her right, give up for Mr. The Turk (crickets)
Yeaaaaaaah man. Who's ready to play a little bingo y'all?
If y'all ready to play a little bingo, some motha f**as say Yeah
Some silly motha f**as say Yeah
So let's get the ball rollin', we're just gonna relax ladies and gentlemen
We're just gonna relax. It's a very relaxing game this game of bingo.
That's why all mother f**ers play this game. Cuz it's... f**ing relaxing
So just chill the f** out alright?
Don't worry about it baby doll, don't worry about it,
Cuz your arms don't look fat in that dress
And your a** looks Fantastic!
So just put a shirt on and???
Cuz there ain't nobody gonna steal your purse in here
Ain't nobody gonna steal your f**in' purse
So poke a hole in it, ladies and gentlemen, just poke a hole in it
Cuz it's the New Orleans Bingo Show
It's not the New Orleans Monopoly Show
It's not the New Orleans Parcheesi Show
It's not Celebrity Poker
I hope y'all feelin' good tonight
You look good, and you look good
And that mother f**er in the red looks good like a mother f**er
I would! ... Let's play a little f**in' bingo!