The New Orleans Bingo! Show - Orlando Godwash Strikes Again! lyrics

-Live- Does anybody wanna be a winner? Oh yeah, Oh yeah Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen and Welcome to your New Orleans Bingo Show How 'bout a hand for the Bingo Band baby? Yeah you're right, one thousand f**in' maggots f** it, I don't know what that means, but f** it I got a little help to my right, how 'bout a hand for Baby Lareaux And further to her right, give up for Mr. The Turk (crickets) Yeaaaaaaah man. Who's ready to play a little bingo y'all? If y'all ready to play a little bingo, some motha f**as say Yeah Some silly motha f**as say Yeah So let's get the ball rollin', we're just gonna relax ladies and gentlemen We're just gonna relax. It's a very relaxing game this game of bingo. That's why all mother f**ers play this game. Cuz it's... f**ing relaxing So just chill the f** out alright? Don't worry about it baby doll, don't worry about it, Cuz your arms don't look fat in that dress And your a** looks Fantastic! So just put a shirt on and??? Cuz there ain't nobody gonna steal your purse in here Ain't nobody gonna steal your f**in' purse So poke a hole in it, ladies and gentlemen, just poke a hole in it Cuz it's the New Orleans Bingo Show It's not the New Orleans Monopoly Show It's not the New Orleans Parcheesi Show It's not Celebrity Poker I hope y'all feelin' good tonight You look good, and you look good And that mother f**er in the red looks good like a mother f**er I would! ... Let's play a little f**in' bingo!