When she left me at the altar
I was all too relieved
Never even called her
Just sat behind my TV
And let those evil rays
Work on, on my brain
And let those evil men
Tell me things'll never be the same
Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
I need something to not believe
Won't see the forest for the trees
Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
And hang out with the other men
Who can't take reality
We walk on needles and pins
When they talk about astronomy
Because the world is flat
It turns me on… horizontally
Sits on an elephant's back
Suspended on the sea
Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
I need something to not believe
Won't see the forest for the trees
Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
My ego has landed
My ego has landed
My ego has landed on me
Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
I need something to not believe
Won't see the forest for the trees
Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
The world is not round