When she left me at the altar I was all too relieved Never even called her Just sat behind my TV And let those evil rays Work on, on my brain And let those evil men Tell me things'll never be the same Gonna join the Flat Earth Society I need something to not believe Won't see the forest for the trees Gonna join the Flat Earth Society And hang out with the other men Who can't take reality We walk on needles and pins When they talk about astronomy Because the world is flat It turns me on… horizontally Sits on an elephant's back Suspended on the sea Gonna join the Flat Earth Society I need something to not believe Won't see the forest for the trees Gonna join the Flat Earth Society My ego has landed My ego has landed My ego has landed on me Gonna join the Flat Earth Society I need something to not believe Won't see the forest for the trees Gonna join the Flat Earth Society The world is not round