There's a shed in the backyard
And I don't know what's in it
But there's a helicopter circling above it
I, I don't know who's in it
And there's some feds at my front door
And they're interested in it
And their dogs are sniffing my shed
But it's locked so that no one can get in it
With all this dooming and glooming
Now my business is booming
Cause I've been building bombs
And everybody wants one
Now there's a shed in the backyard
I know exactly what is in it
Cause I'm an entrepreneur with a lot on my door
And now one ruling minute
And this recent heat well it don't mean that I gotta quit it
Cause I'm providing a service
And the government's nervous that I'm
Not afraid to admit it
With all this dooming and glooming
Now my business is booming
I've set up shop in my backyard
My energizer's k**ing and everyone knows it
Cause I've been building bombs
And everybody wants one
Now the CIA and the FBI
You know they wanted the same thing I gotta say tonight
I wanted to be them yeah I really tried
And I'm gonna buy her a cake cause I'm gonna blow sky high
I know that some of my friends look like terrorists
And I know that some of them think like that too
I know that some of you are afraid of terrorists
And I know that some of you are terrorists too
Van in the backyard and I was sitting in it
My only alibi as I was waving goodbye
When someone struck a match and lit it
And now we're watching from [?] as I'll urge my compatriots to
Keep buying American
Cause it's a shame to see a business guy like me
Sitting inside just waiting to die
Cause I've been building bombs
And everybody wants one