There's a shed in the backyard And I don't know what's in it But there's a helicopter circling above it I, I don't know who's in it And there's some feds at my front door And they're interested in it And their dogs are sniffing my shed But it's locked so that no one can get in it With all this dooming and glooming Now my business is booming Cause I've been building bombs And everybody wants one Now there's a shed in the backyard I know exactly what is in it Cause I'm an entrepreneur with a lot on my door And now one ruling minute And this recent heat well it don't mean that I gotta quit it Cause I'm providing a service And the government's nervous that I'm Not afraid to admit it With all this dooming and glooming Now my business is booming I've set up shop in my backyard My energizer's k**ing and everyone knows it Cause I've been building bombs And everybody wants one Now the CIA and the FBI You know they wanted the same thing I gotta say tonight I wanted to be them yeah I really tried And I'm gonna buy her a cake cause I'm gonna blow sky high I know that some of my friends look like terrorists And I know that some of them think like that too I know that some of you are afraid of terrorists And I know that some of you are terrorists too Van in the backyard and I was sitting in it My only alibi as I was waving goodbye When someone struck a match and lit it And now we're watching from [?] as I'll urge my compatriots to Keep buying American Cause it's a shame to see a business guy like me Sitting inside just waiting to die Cause I've been building bombs And everybody wants one