Santa drives a super stock Dodge
He's got a block heater in that North Pole garage
And when it gets close to Christmas Day
Santa pops the clutch and ditches his sleigh
For years and years, Santa would depend on his sleigh
When one Christmas Eve, he lost a runner coming into L.A.
He crash landed near Colorado Boulevard
Then saw something red parked in that Pasadena yard
Santa drives a super stock Dodge
He's got a block heater in that North Pole garage
And when it gets close to Christmas Day
Santa pops the clutch and ditches his sleigh
He peered in that house, could not believe what he'd seen
'Twas the little old lady herself, trimmin' with Jan and Dean
She came to the door, he told his tale and then she cried
"O, Jolly One, won't you please take my ride!"
Santa drives a super stock Dodge
He's got a block heater in that North Pole garage
And when it gets close to Christmas Day
Santa pops the clutch and ditches his sleigh
He hopped in that Charger on that cold Christmas Eve
Stashed his toys in the back and with smile rolled up his sleeves
And they heard him exclaim, and he headed down Vine
"Merry Christmas to all, and listen to my Hemi whine!"