The Malibooz - Santa Drives a Super Stock Dodge lyrics

Santa drives a super stock Dodge He's got a block heater in that North Pole garage And when it gets close to Christmas Day Santa pops the clutch and ditches his sleigh For years and years, Santa would depend on his sleigh When one Christmas Eve, he lost a runner coming into L.A. He crash landed near Colorado Boulevard Then saw something red parked in that Pasadena yard Santa drives a super stock Dodge He's got a block heater in that North Pole garage And when it gets close to Christmas Day Santa pops the clutch and ditches his sleigh He peered in that house, could not believe what he'd seen 'Twas the little old lady herself, trimmin' with Jan and Dean She came to the door, he told his tale and then she cried "O, Jolly One, won't you please take my ride!" Santa drives a super stock Dodge He's got a block heater in that North Pole garage And when it gets close to Christmas Day Santa pops the clutch and ditches his sleigh He hopped in that Charger on that cold Christmas Eve Stashed his toys in the back and with smile rolled up his sleeves And they heard him exclaim, and he headed down Vine "Merry Christmas to all, and listen to my Hemi whine!"