If I had a dollar for every time she was mad
I'd buy California, invite my friends and I'd make it my pad
Let's go!
If I had a pension for every time she said
Wake up you lazy pile and get your a** up outta my bed
I'd buy a private plane and fly around the world
Eat at all the best restaurants
And hang out with hot girls
But I know I'm stuck with you
And there's nothing I can do
So I'll take your hand and say'
Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me girl
I know you wana slam my face but
Please stay with me girl
Girl I know it's all my fault
I'm just this up-turned bag
I hope we can forgive and forget
So we can go shag
Coz I know I'm stuck with you
And there's nothing I can do
So I'll take your hand and say'
Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me girl
I know you wana kick my a** but
Please stay with me girl
Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me girl
You're the one with the pretty face so
Please stay with me girl