If I had a dollar for every time she was mad I'd buy California, invite my friends and I'd make it my pad Let's go! If I had a pension for every time she said Wake up you lazy pile and get your a** up outta my bed I'd buy a private plane and fly around the world Eat at all the best restaurants And hang out with hot girls But I know I'm stuck with you And there's nothing I can do So I'll take your hand and say' Stay with me, stay with me Please stay with me girl I know you wana slam my face but Please stay with me girl Girl I know it's all my fault I'm just this up-turned bag I hope we can forgive and forget So we can go shag Coz I know I'm stuck with you And there's nothing I can do So I'll take your hand and say' Stay with me, stay with me Please stay with me girl I know you wana kick my a** but Please stay with me girl Stay with me, stay with me Please stay with me girl You're the one with the pretty face so Please stay with me girl