Wobble bottom, twenty stones,
Thyroid problem and big boned,
(Don't believe a word of that,
He's a fat and lying c*nt).
Doctor got my jaws wired up,
Coz I was as fat as f***,
(Slim in weeks or money back,
We'll tone-up that runny fat).
Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles,
We're all laughing like a drain,
Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles,
Now he's back on the pies once again.
I spend all my salary,
On beer and f*gs and calories,
(He ate chips and mushy peas,
Recovered from an autopsy).
Offal, hair, and s**ling pig,
I'll eat any f***ing thing.
(He'll eat dogs and abortions,
But he don't like small portions).
Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles,
We're all laughing like a drain,
Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles,
Now he's back on the pies once again.
Yee-Ha!
I'm so fat and gluttonous,
I can't do my bu*tons up,
(He ate half of Anglesey,
And two pygmies with leprosy).
Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles,
We're all laughing like a drain,
Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles,
Now he's back on the pies,
Back on the pies,
Back on the pies once again.