The Macc Lads - Back on the Pies Again lyrics

Wobble bottom, twenty stones, Thyroid problem and big boned, (Don't believe a word of that, He's a fat and lying c*nt). Doctor got my jaws wired up, Coz I was as fat as f***, (Slim in weeks or money back, We'll tone-up that runny fat). Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles, We're all laughing like a drain, Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles, Now he's back on the pies once again. I spend all my salary, On beer and f*gs and calories, (He ate chips and mushy peas, Recovered from an autopsy). Offal, hair, and s**ling pig, I'll eat any f***ing thing. (He'll eat dogs and abortions, But he don't like small portions). Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles, We're all laughing like a drain, Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles, Now he's back on the pies once again. Yee-Ha! I'm so fat and gluttonous, I can't do my bu*tons up, (He ate half of Anglesey, And two pygmies with leprosy). Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles, We're all laughing like a drain, Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles, Now he's back on the pies, Back on the pies, Back on the pies once again.