[Verse]
Whoa
What the f** happened
How long was I in this bed
At the hospital napping
No one is here
It looks like they all went packing
I need to get up
And try to see what's cracking
I got up and fell
Right on the floor
Trying to get back up
And walk out that door
,My wound on my chest
Is getting a little soar
It seems like everyone is gone
I've never seen this before
Doctor, doctor
Where the f** is the doctor
This seems so f**ing weird and awkward
There's something banging behind a door
I didn't realize an apocalypse is happening
Why not name all these undead walkers
Morgan thought I was bit and infected
I told him I got a wound shot
That's how I wrecked it
You need to trust me
I just woke up and discovered
That the world is differently detected
This is such crazy sh**
That it's unexpected
My name is Rick
I am so slick
I am a cop who haves good tricks
Who can be quick
With all these type of sh**
So all you motherf**ers
Can s** my dick
I need to go and find my wife and son
Hopefully they're still alive
And breathing with their lungs
You never know what kinda sh**
That this brung
It's hard to say
That there's more to come
I met some people
Around this route
They seem like trusted folks
In this coup
Did I f** up your cover
Will try to get you guys out of Atlanta
With some loot
Cuff that a**hole Merle
Who could get us k**ed on the roof
Darryl got so pissed at us
On what we did
From leaving his brother Merle
On the grid
We had no choice
But to find him back on the rig
Merle was gone and we found his hand
We were like frig
My son Carl
Grew up to be unafraid and tough
I was shocked in my eyes
That he can be rough
He's getting sick of not doing anything
He had enough
Train him to shoot
To get him more buff
Glenn falls in love
With the farmer's daughter
They start to have a thing
After they f**ed he want her
Glenn was always the runner for people
He always goes right under
Maggie told him to speak up for himself
And stop using him out of all the others
It seems like everyone is
Breaking apart
Not getting along anymore
On these charts
Dale has good point of views
From the start
I was sad that he died so terrible
From getting torn opened apart
Hershel you need to wake up
These undead aren't sick people
Put that trade up
That they will k** anyone they'll see
This is not made up
k** all those zombies in the barn
To show you they need to get slayed up
I heard my best friend f**ed my wife
He thought he could ease me out
With his strife
Let me reach in my pocket
And pull out my knife
He went too far
Now it's time to end his life
Oh sh** we're getting invaded
We need to find a new location
The barn caught on fire
There's too much zombies here
In a formation
They'll never stop producing
More and more in a generation
We all got split up
All this bullsh** is discrimination
Andrea got lost and all alone
She was so close to dying
Then she got saved by Michonne
Man with her samurai sk**s
That chick was in the zone
Don't f** with her
With that b**h tone
Just like the Governor
She took his eye out
Trying to cover her
Gather a bunch of people
To unleash an attack
And also their's undead summoners
Let's k** that dirty Governor
To get more comforter
There was a safe point
It says there's a Sanctuary
It was all f**ing lies
And got us f**ed with that theory
It's hard to trust people
Because some are deadly
They got us all tied up
Their holding a machete
It's like we are getting butchered
And they are trying to slit our throats
It got so messy with the blood gushing out
And got choked
I hope all of us
Don't get in a head stroke
Such a graphic part in my opinion
As I spoke
Garrett captured Bob
They are eating his leg
Didn't suspect them as cannibals
From eating humans to get fed
Bob was laughing
You are such idiots as he said
He was bitten they were like sh**
And spit it out before it gets spread
There was a safe spot
In Washington D.C
Eugene said there's a cure
For everyone to be free
It was all a lie that made everyone flipped
Didn't want it to be
He said you can still be safe there
Let's still go and see
As they made it
Deanne believed that everyone
Is going to be safe
I tried to stop that abusive husband
In that place
Deanne put up a meeting to get me exiled
To end my case
Until something happened
That made her realize stuff more
To make me stay
Glad you finally understood it my way
Let me lead you guys for a safe play
So more of you can survive longer
Each day
It's hard to save ammunition
And think ahead
This is such risky sh**
That it's so dread
Get my f**ing gun
And blow these zombies head
This will make you feel like
Your from the walking dead
[Outro]
Ha ha f**ing right
Will you ever survive
The Waking Dead b**hes ha