The Jibster - The Walking Dead lyrics

[Verse] Whoa What the f** happened How long was I in this bed At the hospital napping No one is here It looks like they all went packing I need to get up And try to see what's cracking I got up and fell Right on the floor Trying to get back up And walk out that door ,My wound on my chest Is getting a little soar It seems like everyone is gone I've never seen this before Doctor, doctor Where the f** is the doctor This seems so f**ing weird and awkward There's something banging behind a door I didn't realize an apocalypse is happening Why not name all these undead walkers Morgan thought I was bit and infected I told him I got a wound shot That's how I wrecked it You need to trust me I just woke up and discovered That the world is differently detected This is such crazy sh** That it's unexpected My name is Rick I am so slick I am a cop who haves good tricks Who can be quick With all these type of sh** So all you motherf**ers Can s** my dick I need to go and find my wife and son Hopefully they're still alive And breathing with their lungs You never know what kinda sh** That this brung It's hard to say That there's more to come I met some people Around this route They seem like trusted folks In this coup Did I f** up your cover Will try to get you guys out of Atlanta With some loot Cuff that a**hole Merle Who could get us k**ed on the roof Darryl got so pissed at us On what we did From leaving his brother Merle On the grid We had no choice But to find him back on the rig Merle was gone and we found his hand We were like frig My son Carl Grew up to be unafraid and tough I was shocked in my eyes That he can be rough He's getting sick of not doing anything He had enough Train him to shoot To get him more buff Glenn falls in love With the farmer's daughter They start to have a thing After they f**ed he want her Glenn was always the runner for people He always goes right under Maggie told him to speak up for himself And stop using him out of all the others It seems like everyone is Breaking apart Not getting along anymore On these charts Dale has good point of views From the start I was sad that he died so terrible From getting torn opened apart Hershel you need to wake up These undead aren't sick people Put that trade up That they will k** anyone they'll see This is not made up k** all those zombies in the barn To show you they need to get slayed up I heard my best friend f**ed my wife He thought he could ease me out With his strife Let me reach in my pocket And pull out my knife He went too far Now it's time to end his life Oh sh** we're getting invaded We need to find a new location The barn caught on fire There's too much zombies here In a formation They'll never stop producing More and more in a generation We all got split up All this bullsh** is discrimination Andrea got lost and all alone She was so close to dying Then she got saved by Michonne Man with her samurai sk**s That chick was in the zone Don't f** with her With that b**h tone Just like the Governor She took his eye out Trying to cover her Gather a bunch of people To unleash an attack And also their's undead summoners Let's k** that dirty Governor To get more comforter There was a safe point It says there's a Sanctuary It was all f**ing lies And got us f**ed with that theory It's hard to trust people Because some are deadly They got us all tied up Their holding a machete It's like we are getting butchered And they are trying to slit our throats It got so messy with the blood gushing out And got choked I hope all of us Don't get in a head stroke Such a graphic part in my opinion As I spoke Garrett captured Bob They are eating his leg Didn't suspect them as cannibals From eating humans to get fed Bob was laughing You are such idiots as he said He was bitten they were like sh** And spit it out before it gets spread There was a safe spot In Washington D.C Eugene said there's a cure For everyone to be free It was all a lie that made everyone flipped Didn't want it to be He said you can still be safe there Let's still go and see As they made it Deanne believed that everyone Is going to be safe I tried to stop that abusive husband In that place Deanne put up a meeting to get me exiled To end my case Until something happened That made her realize stuff more To make me stay Glad you finally understood it my way Let me lead you guys for a safe play So more of you can survive longer Each day It's hard to save ammunition And think ahead This is such risky sh** That it's so dread Get my f**ing gun And blow these zombies head This will make you feel like Your from the walking dead [Outro] Ha ha f**ing right Will you ever survive The Waking Dead b**hes ha