[Intro]
Haha The Jibster's already to get
Very creative right here
Some of all you b**hes
Will be surprise on who I've become
I don't take sh** to no on and don't give a f**
If I hurt you or offend you or whatnot
The Jibster is the biggest dick on earth
So sue me
Jmoney, yo yo
[Verse]
f** Ariana Grande
She has a kid's body for a reminder
If I ever grind her
It'll feel like f**ing a minor
If you don't see it
Then your way blinder
f** it, her age is legal
Take me to your school
And f** that vagina
Quietly behind ya binder
I saw Charli XCX
I think she haves good complex
Show her my muscles
With a spot on flex
Take me to your car
For a quick sec
I know your a rider
Me and you will go Vroom Vroom (Beep Beep)
In the backseat
Damn that was some good s**
I went to a strip joint
To see some b**hes beauty
I had came across Nicki Minaj
Damn she has a big bootie
I want to tap that a** so hard
You can rub up against my Uzi
This sh** is getting so magical
That me and her got fired up
Once she do me
What about Ke$ha
Where have she been
She's probably had alcohol poisoning
And dropped dead
It's been like 3 years
Correct me, when?
Her last album was 2012
I'll rip your body in half
Sorry there friend
What's up with these rhymes
There's no control over this pen
I can not stand Adele
Her voice annoys the F out of me
Lock her in this prison cell
'Cause your songs stinks so bad
Just sniff her, I bet she smells
Take her to the Eiffel tower
And push her off
Make that b**h scream and yell
Man that b**h died so hard
Sorry I had to repel
Take a peak at Iggy Azalea
Her p**y is platinum
And my dick is so big
Like a f**ing magnum
It so hard to put it back in my pants
My balls are enormous
How do I even bag them
But I know my b**hes love me
I'll whip my mini me out
All of you can have him (haha)
Like hello Katy Perry
Your lips are very cherry
I think I love you unconditionally
Let's take a trip to your bed
Go ahead and dare me
What the f** is that
You forgot to shave
Your p**y is too hairy
f** that b**h
We will never get married
Might as well start dissing Gaga too
No one likes that male lady
Might as well keep your dick in your pants
Your psychotically crazy
Snap your f**ing neck
And see if you still wanna play, she
I have her in the back of my trunk
With her head popped off like a daisy
Man I love Melanie and Alessia
Who to hook up with first
Maybe Martinez
Go on a Carousel, have a fiesta
Let's speak French, Alessia
Comment ça va
Can we go for a ride in a lambo
S'il te plait, I f**in' blessed yea
Say oui
I'll thank you by riding a "Merci"
Oh yesa
Man like what the f**
The Jibster is going all out
So damn intense
Désolé, I offend some of you
Nah I lied it was intentionally
Give 'em a wince
I can't wash my mouth out
Excuse me how do I rinse
I'm happy that I am a dick
Oh what's wrong b**h
Why are you so dense (OH)
[Outro: x3]
Look at me now
These rhymes got lit
See if you will try
And touch my sh**
Oh my God
These pussies are lit
Unzip my f**ing pants
Go ahead and s** my dick