The Jibster - Lit (Famous Musician Rap) lyrics

[Intro] Haha The Jibster's already to get Very creative right here Some of all you b**hes Will be surprise on who I've become I don't take sh** to no on and don't give a f** If I hurt you or offend you or whatnot The Jibster is the biggest dick on earth So sue me Jmoney, yo yo [Verse] f** Ariana Grande She has a kid's body for a reminder If I ever grind her It'll feel like f**ing a minor If you don't see it Then your way blinder f** it, her age is legal Take me to your school And f** that vagina Quietly behind ya binder I saw Charli XCX I think she haves good complex Show her my muscles With a spot on flex Take me to your car For a quick sec I know your a rider Me and you will go Vroom Vroom (Beep Beep) In the backseat Damn that was some good s** I went to a strip joint To see some b**hes beauty I had came across Nicki Minaj Damn she has a big bootie I want to tap that a** so hard You can rub up against my Uzi This sh** is getting so magical That me and her got fired up Once she do me What about Ke$ha Where have she been She's probably had alcohol poisoning And dropped dead It's been like 3 years Correct me, when? Her last album was 2012 I'll rip your body in half Sorry there friend What's up with these rhymes There's no control over this pen I can not stand Adele Her voice annoys the F out of me Lock her in this prison cell 'Cause your songs stinks so bad Just sniff her, I bet she smells Take her to the Eiffel tower And push her off Make that b**h scream and yell Man that b**h died so hard Sorry I had to repel Take a peak at Iggy Azalea Her p**y is platinum And my dick is so big Like a f**ing magnum It so hard to put it back in my pants My balls are enormous How do I even bag them But I know my b**hes love me I'll whip my mini me out All of you can have him (haha) Like hello Katy Perry Your lips are very cherry I think I love you unconditionally Let's take a trip to your bed Go ahead and dare me What the f** is that You forgot to shave Your p**y is too hairy f** that b**h We will never get married Might as well start dissing Gaga too No one likes that male lady Might as well keep your dick in your pants Your psychotically crazy Snap your f**ing neck And see if you still wanna play, she I have her in the back of my trunk With her head popped off like a daisy Man I love Melanie and Alessia Who to hook up with first Maybe Martinez Go on a Carousel, have a fiesta Let's speak French, Alessia Comment ça va Can we go for a ride in a lambo S'il te plait, I f**in' blessed yea Say oui I'll thank you by riding a "Merci" Oh yesa Man like what the f** The Jibster is going all out So damn intense Désolé, I offend some of you Nah I lied it was intentionally Give 'em a wince I can't wash my mouth out Excuse me how do I rinse I'm happy that I am a dick Oh what's wrong b**h Why are you so dense (OH) [Outro: x3] Look at me now These rhymes got lit See if you will try And touch my sh** Oh my God These pussies are lit Unzip my f**ing pants Go ahead and s** my dick