Holy sh**, this is incredible how did they know
I've always wanted to be a rapper, always wanted to flow
Over hot beats made by the top producers
And look at this guy's page he isn't just friends with losers like me
His profile of has pictures of snoop and jkwon
And eminem and akon
I'll probably get rained on
If i record on one his beats
I'll probably get played on
That suburban local podcast
Run by my friend john
Cash thrown at me, myspace howard hughes
I'll be able to buy new condoms and not reuse
Let's see should i buy an east coast beat or a dirty south banger
Or a dr. dre clone cuz i'm a west coast player
So many choices each one better than the next sh**
These beats are awesome they sounds like every radio hit
They change a few notes and its mine for ten bucks
Hey look, buy one beat get one free plus guaranteed s*uts
Just pop out the Amex
Yeah I got an Amex
Cuz I applied online and I make ontime payments
1% back on everything, 5% on groceries and gas
And i got it cuz i'm a baller and they know i get a**