The Former Fat Boys - Wanna Buy Beats? - Part 1 lyrics

Holy sh**, this is incredible how did they know I've always wanted to be a rapper, always wanted to flow Over hot beats made by the top producers And look at this guy's page he isn't just friends with losers like me His profile of has pictures of snoop and jkwon And eminem and akon I'll probably get rained on If i record on one his beats I'll probably get played on That suburban local podcast Run by my friend john Cash thrown at me, myspace howard hughes I'll be able to buy new condoms and not reuse Let's see should i buy an east coast beat or a dirty south banger Or a dr. dre clone cuz i'm a west coast player So many choices each one better than the next sh** These beats are awesome they sounds like every radio hit They change a few notes and its mine for ten bucks Hey look, buy one beat get one free plus guaranteed s*uts Just pop out the Amex Yeah I got an Amex Cuz I applied online and I make ontime payments 1% back on everything, 5% on groceries and gas And i got it cuz i'm a baller and they know i get a**