[Alec]
We the Matchstick Men, me and Viva love the cla**ics
We kick a flash flood, rhythm tripping on some acid
Hit the studio, then the blunt, skipping cla**es
All the hipsters laughing at us, man they look like UMa** kids
Well if they are white, male, and privileged then I bet you that's them
Black beats of a black Red Sox flat brim
Xbox, Assa**in's Creed, got it mastered
Dorm room state of mind, ba*tard
I feel my iPhone buzzing, ironic cause I'm in cla**
Buzzing hard off the Adderall and fresh cut gra**
Probably thought I'd keep my mouth shut, mother f** that
A hipster talks sh** and I'm jizzing on his mustache
Hit the rhythm like a joint: puff, pa**
We shaking up the community like a varsity bus crash
Drop the beat, call it artsy, they'll love that
Spoken word poetry, Now everybody loves rap
[Viva]
I'm low income never f**ing judge that
My style never should have happened like a touchback
Now I'm getting on the track
Pissing people off by the ma**es
I'm here to bring the fun back (do it)
I'm a casual genius when it comes to rap
And I got a magical penis, in fact
Every time I get some licky-licky on my nut sack
A unicorn is born and J. K. Rowling gets a dick in her bu*t-crack
I hit the track fast
On a bag of gra**
Jacking off into my coffee
Using it as substitute half and half
I find the chick with the flattest a**
Only eat her out if her vagina has its own habitat
So quit yapping that "Palin's gonna happen" crap
Puff and pa** it back it ain't a f**ing acid tab
Jesus, just hipsters having laugh attacks
DGAF, got the bag of weed out the almanac
We in the beat like little boys' a**es
Its that encore "Yonkers" for you ba*tards
Me and Alec poised the back
Sweaty, and some feminists masturbating at a Kids Choice concert
Hipsters mad because we don't bring violins
We bring violence and the pedophile dicks
So hide your child quick
Cause if I can't f** him
Then I'm touching myself for acting childish
Vivarosa on the Paul Bunyan dick
Yeah, it's all fun and sh** until Lihi's bu*thole rips
b**h