The Feminists - Matchstick Men lyrics

[Alec] We the Matchstick Men, me and Viva love the cla**ics We kick a flash flood, rhythm tripping on some acid Hit the studio, then the blunt, skipping cla**es All the hipsters laughing at us, man they look like UMa** kids Well if they are white, male, and privileged then I bet you that's them Black beats of a black Red Sox flat brim Xbox, Assa**in's Creed, got it mastered Dorm room state of mind, ba*tard I feel my iPhone buzzing, ironic cause I'm in cla** Buzzing hard off the Adderall and fresh cut gra** Probably thought I'd keep my mouth shut, mother f** that A hipster talks sh** and I'm jizzing on his mustache Hit the rhythm like a joint: puff, pa** We shaking up the community like a varsity bus crash Drop the beat, call it artsy, they'll love that Spoken word poetry, Now everybody loves rap [Viva] I'm low income never f**ing judge that My style never should have happened like a touchback Now I'm getting on the track Pissing people off by the ma**es I'm here to bring the fun back (do it) I'm a casual genius when it comes to rap And I got a magical penis, in fact Every time I get some licky-licky on my nut sack A unicorn is born and J. K. Rowling gets a dick in her bu*t-crack I hit the track fast On a bag of gra** Jacking off into my coffee Using it as substitute half and half I find the chick with the flattest a** Only eat her out if her vagina has its own habitat So quit yapping that "Palin's gonna happen" crap Puff and pa** it back it ain't a f**ing acid tab Jesus, just hipsters having laugh attacks DGAF, got the bag of weed out the almanac We in the beat like little boys' a**es Its that encore "Yonkers" for you ba*tards Me and Alec poised the back Sweaty, and some feminists masturbating at a Kids Choice concert Hipsters mad because we don't bring violins We bring violence and the pedophile dicks So hide your child quick Cause if I can't f** him Then I'm touching myself for acting childish Vivarosa on the Paul Bunyan dick Yeah, it's all fun and sh** until Lihi's bu*thole rips b**h