Gothic Gotham City on a chillin night
There was a scream from a dream
That started a fright
I turned around to a sound
That made me stiff
And a feisty feline offerin me a lift And she said BATMAN wont you come over here
And she said BATMAN you have nothing to fear
And she said BATMAN wont you step inside
But please can you put these underpants on? Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz
Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz
Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . They were grey coloured pants right up to my waist
I said lady, you have the most disturbing taste
I could tell from the smell theyd been worn before
And the knicker elastic really made me sore And she said BATMAN wont you come over here
And she said BATMAN you have nothing to fear
And she said BATMAN wont you come inside
But please can you keep your underpants on? Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz
Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz
Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . Holy Smoke Batman Cave dwelling creatures that come out in the night
They gave her thrills and her shrills and nocturnal delight
She had a frown at the brown in my smelly pants
And a feast on the beast in Batmans skantz And she said BATMAN wont you come over here
And she said BATMAN wont you come over there
And she said BATMAN wont you come everywhere
But please can I try your underpants on? Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz
Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz
Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . Repeat Chorus