The Cut Throat Razors - Batman's Skantz lyrics

Gothic Gotham City on a chillin night There was a scream from a dream That started a fright I turned around to a sound That made me stiff And a feisty feline offerin me a lift And she said BATMAN wont you come over here And she said BATMAN you have nothing to fear And she said BATMAN wont you step inside But please can you put these underpants on? Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . They were grey coloured pants right up to my waist I said lady, you have the most disturbing taste I could tell from the smell theyd been worn before And the knicker elastic really made me sore And she said BATMAN wont you come over here And she said BATMAN you have nothing to fear And she said BATMAN wont you come inside But please can you keep your underpants on? Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . Holy Smoke Batman Cave dwelling creatures that come out in the night They gave her thrills and her shrills and nocturnal delight She had a frown at the brown in my smelly pants And a feast on the beast in Batmans skantz And she said BATMAN wont you come over here And she said BATMAN wont you come over there And she said BATMAN wont you come everywhere But please can I try your underpants on? Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . Repeat Chorus