I wish I was retarded
And less intelligent
It all would seem much better
When your mind is different
'Cause IQ is just a curse
When stupid people surround you
The only way to fit in
Is to become stupid too
I wish I was retarded
Brain damage for the win
Brain damage for the win
I wish I was retarded
Brain damage
If I was retarded
And free of s**ual needs
I wouldn't feel frustrated
If the deeds are out of reach
For if I had no brain
I would never be depressed
When there's nothing but a question mark
Above my silly head
I wish I was retarded
Brain damage for the win
Brain damage for the win
I wish I was retarded
Brain damage
No care for occupation
No care for money or greed
Imagine what a relief
It's the ultimate relaxation
No care for social contact
No responsibility
Just smile and watch cartoons all day
I wish it could be me
I wish I was unable
To remember anything
Everyday would be a new start
To laugh, dance and sing
So if you care to help me
And you know just what I mean
Just hit my f**ing head with something hard
Set me free