I wish I was retarded And less intelligent It all would seem much better When your mind is different 'Cause IQ is just a curse When stupid people surround you The only way to fit in Is to become stupid too I wish I was retarded Brain damage for the win Brain damage for the win I wish I was retarded Brain damage If I was retarded And free of s**ual needs I wouldn't feel frustrated If the deeds are out of reach For if I had no brain I would never be depressed When there's nothing but a question mark Above my silly head I wish I was retarded Brain damage for the win Brain damage for the win I wish I was retarded Brain damage No care for occupation No care for money or greed Imagine what a relief It's the ultimate relaxation No care for social contact No responsibility Just smile and watch cartoons all day I wish it could be me I wish I was unable To remember anything Everyday would be a new start To laugh, dance and sing So if you care to help me And you know just what I mean Just hit my f**ing head with something hard Set me free