Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your granny say, listen to your heart?
Be who you are on the inside
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied
I'd rather be shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec, don't you know?
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
The chase anything that glitters
Beginners. Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinner.
I just love free food.
And you look like seafood!
(After the dialogues)
Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his hook
You little semi-demi-mini god
Ouch! What a terrible performance.
Get the hook. Get it?
You don't swing like you used to, man.
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a piece of art
I'll never hide, I can't.
I'm too shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough.
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny.
Send your armies but they'll never be enough.
My shell's too tough, Maui man.
You could try, try , try...
But you can't expect a demigod
To beat a decapod.
Look it up!
You will die, die, die.
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart.
Far from the ones who abandoned you.
Chasing the love of these humans.
Who made you feel wanted.
You try to be tough.
But your armor's just not tough enough.
Maui! Now it's time to kick your hiney.
Ever seen someone so shiny?
Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see.
C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so shiny!
Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea.
Just for me.
You'll never be quite as shiny.
You wish you were nice and shiny.
*** Thanks Maui for the lyrics