Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby Did your granny say, listen to your heart? Be who you are on the inside I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied I'd rather be shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec, don't you know? Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb The chase anything that glitters Beginners. Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinner. I just love free food. And you look like seafood! (After the dialogues) Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his hook You little semi-demi-mini god Ouch! What a terrible performance. Get the hook. Get it? You don't swing like you used to, man. Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a piece of art I'll never hide, I can't. I'm too shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough. Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny. Send your armies but they'll never be enough. My shell's too tough, Maui man. You could try, try , try... But you can't expect a demigod To beat a decapod. Look it up! You will die, die, die. Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart. Far from the ones who abandoned you. Chasing the love of these humans. Who made you feel wanted. You try to be tough. But your armor's just not tough enough. Maui! Now it's time to kick your hiney. Ever seen someone so shiny? Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see. C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so shiny! Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea. Just for me. You'll never be quite as shiny. You wish you were nice and shiny. *** Thanks Maui for the lyrics