Calmer Than You
[Verse 1: Sweetheartz]
(Chorus)
I always like the Boom Chick band
Marching with the symbols crashing at the end of my hand
Throwing candy from a mustang
Smash, smash, smash, boom, chick, boom, boom n' bang
(x4)
You know I'm deranged
You put me in a parade
I'm not a man eater
You must have damaged your brain
You must have come in your came
Well, your powers are lame
Your accustomed to same
He's accustomed to tame
I'm the epitome of idolatry
You mention my name again
You'll get more than warned
You'll get dehaired, bu*t-nakedy unborn
Put one hand over each horn
Drop a beat with it
Dance like Gremlin's fight in Historic South dorms
Sign-over your man on my "let's do it and we'll see,"
Form a friendship and experience my ingenuity
See how generous I have been in your concerns
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The safety is not as safe as it looks on my lawn weeder
All's love for the golden dicks in my grow theater
Lights on! And the fan's beat her
My crib's full of chicks for you to join if you need her
Jump in, we'll follow the leader
Play leap frog, hop-scotch to a man
Matter a fact there's a party, let's swoop in on the first African
Whoop his a** first at beer pong
(I'm a naked nerd in a glow thong
My titties bouncing, and the strobe light's on.)
Play for drinks, play for keeps, play for clothes we're not wearing
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Roll the [h**n] in the heady
Hang in, let me take care of this thing first, yo
I'll be right back, we fin to finish banging
I'll be upstairs with my nap sack
Spiking the gin with methalin blue when we been packing-
Blue-patch court meeting of the "calmer than you" crew
Four to five of the meanest pieces of wit-wiping bankers you'll come in contact to
Talking specifics of some sh** you'll never knew
Laughing harder than you'll ever do
+++Chorus+++
(Refrain)
All up on the teeter
All upon the tramp
Pray for life
To be forever young
Forgiven for what we've done
And let's picture this:
Pay up, put the coin in the slot
Somebody's taking tips at the spot meeter
Shrills and screams, tills and beams, moms and gills, Wills, guys, and creams!
And I don't even know their names
And now their all on, not one of them ashamed
Throwing candy from a mustang
Smash, smash, smash, boom, chick, boom, boom n' bang
(x4)
You know I'm daranged
You put me in a parade
I always like the Boom Chick band
Marching with the symbols crashing at the end of my hand
Throwing candy from a mustang
Smash, smash, smash, boom, chick, boom, boom n' bang
You know I'm daranged
You put me in a parade
You know I'm daranged
You put me in a parade