Calmer Than You [Verse 1: Sweetheartz] (Chorus) I always like the Boom Chick band Marching with the symbols crashing at the end of my hand Throwing candy from a mustang Smash, smash, smash, boom, chick, boom, boom n' bang (x4) You know I'm deranged You put me in a parade I'm not a man eater You must have damaged your brain You must have come in your came Well, your powers are lame Your accustomed to same He's accustomed to tame I'm the epitome of idolatry You mention my name again You'll get more than warned You'll get dehaired, bu*t-nakedy unborn Put one hand over each horn Drop a beat with it Dance like Gremlin's fight in Historic South dorms Sign-over your man on my "let's do it and we'll see," Form a friendship and experience my ingenuity See how generous I have been in your concerns +++Chorus+++ The safety is not as safe as it looks on my lawn weeder All's love for the golden dicks in my grow theater Lights on! And the fan's beat her My crib's full of chicks for you to join if you need her Jump in, we'll follow the leader Play leap frog, hop-scotch to a man Matter a fact there's a party, let's swoop in on the first African Whoop his a** first at beer pong (I'm a naked nerd in a glow thong My titties bouncing, and the strobe light's on.) Play for drinks, play for keeps, play for clothes we're not wearing +++Chorus+++ Roll the [h**n] in the heady Hang in, let me take care of this thing first, yo I'll be right back, we fin to finish banging I'll be upstairs with my nap sack Spiking the gin with methalin blue when we been packing- Blue-patch court meeting of the "calmer than you" crew Four to five of the meanest pieces of wit-wiping bankers you'll come in contact to Talking specifics of some sh** you'll never knew Laughing harder than you'll ever do +++Chorus+++ (Refrain) All up on the teeter All upon the tramp Pray for life To be forever young Forgiven for what we've done And let's picture this: Pay up, put the coin in the slot Somebody's taking tips at the spot meeter Shrills and screams, tills and beams, moms and gills, Wills, guys, and creams! And I don't even know their names And now their all on, not one of them ashamed Throwing candy from a mustang Smash, smash, smash, boom, chick, boom, boom n' bang (x4) You know I'm daranged You put me in a parade I always like the Boom Chick band Marching with the symbols crashing at the end of my hand Throwing candy from a mustang Smash, smash, smash, boom, chick, boom, boom n' bang You know I'm daranged You put me in a parade You know I'm daranged You put me in a parade