[Verse 1]
Everyday, I a making pies
Even on the toilet, the crust will rise
They call me Swasti' because I like ponies
But I don't eat hay, 'cause that's really grody
I want some ice cream really really bad
If I don't get any, I'll get real mad!
I like pinecones 'cause they're really moist
I don't like pancakes, nothing rhymes with moist
[Instrumental Breakdown]
[Verse 2]
The other day, I met a man named Phylli'
I like string I think it's really silly
The other day, I was talking to Phylli'
He said to me: "Slap the monkey [inaudible]"
'cause my raps are funky
[Outro]