Swasticles - Phyllis' Adventures lyrics

[Verse 1] Everyday, I a making pies Even on the toilet, the crust will rise They call me Swasti' because I like ponies But I don't eat hay, 'cause that's really grody I want some ice cream really really bad If I don't get any, I'll get real mad! I like pinecones 'cause they're really moist I don't like pancakes, nothing rhymes with moist [Instrumental Breakdown] [Verse 2] The other day, I met a man named Phylli' I like string I think it's really silly The other day, I was talking to Phylli' He said to me: "Slap the monkey [inaudible]" 'cause my raps are funky [Outro]