Hey Redneck
Man ain't you cool head?
Man about town
Has slicked down
Little grease on your forehead
Hey the things you say and do
Gonna' make papa real proud of you
Three foot tall
Hang around the pool hall
Cheat on your zams
Hey Redneck
Pullin' in at the drive in
Spend a little mon'
Poke a lotta fun
At people trying to make a livin'
But you never had much use
For all them n******gs, dagos and j**s
Talk real loud
Be real proud baby
You're what's happenin'
Hey Redneck
Goin' down to the ghetto
Dollar's worth of gas
Heckle and hara**
All the hippies and the widows
Hey, talk about havin' fun
You're a good time son of a gun
Four years of college
A little bit of knowledge
Outsmart the draft board
Hey Redneck
All the world's a lover
God said brain
You thought he said rain
And you ran for cover
Don't you know I've done all I can do
To try to get along with you
You're too much
Everything you touch
Turns to something else (Yes it does now)
Hey Redneck
Bye redneck