Hey Redneck Man ain't you cool head? Man about town Has slicked down Little grease on your forehead Hey the things you say and do Gonna' make papa real proud of you Three foot tall Hang around the pool hall Cheat on your zams Hey Redneck Pullin' in at the drive in Spend a little mon' Poke a lotta fun At people trying to make a livin' But you never had much use For all them n******gs, dagos and j**s Talk real loud Be real proud baby You're what's happenin' Hey Redneck Goin' down to the ghetto Dollar's worth of gas Heckle and hara** All the hippies and the widows Hey, talk about havin' fun You're a good time son of a gun Four years of college A little bit of knowledge Outsmart the draft board Hey Redneck All the world's a lover God said brain You thought he said rain And you ran for cover Don't you know I've done all I can do To try to get along with you You're too much Everything you touch Turns to something else (Yes it does now) Hey Redneck Bye redneck