[Intro: DJ Felicetti]
Yeah yeah yeah, check 1,2,1,2
Awwwww yeah, its DJ Felicetti, and as always Big Lou's in da house
Bringin you the best from the west----chester
[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti]
Catch me at cho ice cream social
And just make sure the party ain't terrible
Cuz im about to spin like a diamond rotor
As long as I get some soder
[Hook]
YEAH SODER
YAYAYAYA SODER SODER, SODER,uh huh uh huh
YEAH SODER
YAYAYAYA SODER SODER, SODER,uh huh uh huh
CANT DO WITHOUT
[Verse 2: DJ Felicetti]
If you think I'm playing kid recognize
All you blastin from out cho mouth is lies
I always get a drink fit for a king
And even engraved on these gold rings
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Big Lou]
My homie Corn Sizurp knows the game I play
And I ain't gonna have no other way
So gingivitis, you might as well just leave
Cause your as nasty as bacon grease
Now I ain't say that bacon is nasty
In fact its quite very tasty
But remember to keep in mind
And I am sure that you will find
A light at the end of the gingy tunnel
And not Liquid Gold swirling in a funnel
[Hook]
[Big Lou talking]
Is it my turn? Ok we can show them what Big Lou's about
[Verse 4: Big Lou (DJ Felicetti)]
I'm drinking soder (diet or regular?)
Diet or regular? Shut the f** Up!
I drink that sh** up! Mix it in a big cup!
Mt. Dew, Sprite Zero, Pepsi
Drinking soder like my name is Gillespie
People think I'm drinking juice and that really gets me
I'm drinking soder cousin cause my momma always let's me
People think they can come around and Boba Fett me
You can't run up on me because I ride on jet skis
I do what the sugar tells me I don't ask questions
I have a sorted soder library, it's separated into sections
I buy so much soder that the police come around for frequent inspections
I'm like the Robert Pattinson of television who also raps
Who drinks a lot of soda and wears baseball caps
I'm like Ronnie Brewer if he manufactured maps
I just k**ed the beat so play some taps
[Verse 5: DJ Felicetti]
I hear bout this new tax on soder, man what's happening?
I ain't never heard a this since is started rapping
Soder ain't to good for ya but you know what ain't either
Overpaying some white castle sliders
We need soder just as much as it needs us
So Tooth decay step off and stop causing a fuss
[Hook]
[Verse 6: Big Lou]
I think all this soder might k** me
When I heard coke has 97 calories I was like, wait really?
39 grams of sugar damn that's more than I thought
Next time I reach for a soda can I'll think a lot
But diet doesn't have any calories
Well I'm a get up on that sh** like I have no boundaries
Turn my blood to aspartame
You don't drink soda man you're lame
Drink up that soda to mask the pain
Soda sends me to a higher plane
While you're having second thoughts I'm having second ruminations
Chug so much soda I have caffeine induced hallucinations
Sugar fueled illuminations
Mind going so fast I'm out of patience
Soda is my gosh darn life
I want to drink soda forever so I just might
Yeah heard!