[Intro: DJ Felicetti] Yeah yeah yeah, check 1,2,1,2 Awwwww yeah, its DJ Felicetti, and as always Big Lou's in da house Bringin you the best from the west----chester [Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Catch me at cho ice cream social And just make sure the party ain't terrible Cuz im about to spin like a diamond rotor As long as I get some soder [Hook] YEAH SODER YAYAYAYA SODER SODER, SODER,uh huh uh huh YEAH SODER YAYAYAYA SODER SODER, SODER,uh huh uh huh CANT DO WITHOUT [Verse 2: DJ Felicetti] If you think I'm playing kid recognize All you blastin from out cho mouth is lies I always get a drink fit for a king And even engraved on these gold rings [Hook] [Verse 3: Big Lou] My homie Corn Sizurp knows the game I play And I ain't gonna have no other way So gingivitis, you might as well just leave Cause your as nasty as bacon grease Now I ain't say that bacon is nasty In fact its quite very tasty But remember to keep in mind And I am sure that you will find A light at the end of the gingy tunnel And not Liquid Gold swirling in a funnel [Hook] [Big Lou talking] Is it my turn? Ok we can show them what Big Lou's about [Verse 4: Big Lou (DJ Felicetti)] I'm drinking soder (diet or regular?) Diet or regular? Shut the f** Up! I drink that sh** up! Mix it in a big cup! Mt. Dew, Sprite Zero, Pepsi Drinking soder like my name is Gillespie People think I'm drinking juice and that really gets me I'm drinking soder cousin cause my momma always let's me People think they can come around and Boba Fett me You can't run up on me because I ride on jet skis I do what the sugar tells me I don't ask questions I have a sorted soder library, it's separated into sections I buy so much soder that the police come around for frequent inspections I'm like the Robert Pattinson of television who also raps Who drinks a lot of soda and wears baseball caps I'm like Ronnie Brewer if he manufactured maps I just k**ed the beat so play some taps [Verse 5: DJ Felicetti] I hear bout this new tax on soder, man what's happening? I ain't never heard a this since is started rapping Soder ain't to good for ya but you know what ain't either Overpaying some white castle sliders We need soder just as much as it needs us So Tooth decay step off and stop causing a fuss [Hook] [Verse 6: Big Lou] I think all this soder might k** me When I heard coke has 97 calories I was like, wait really? 39 grams of sugar damn that's more than I thought Next time I reach for a soda can I'll think a lot But diet doesn't have any calories Well I'm a get up on that sh** like I have no boundaries Turn my blood to aspartame You don't drink soda man you're lame Drink up that soda to mask the pain Soda sends me to a higher plane While you're having second thoughts I'm having second ruminations Chug so much soda I have caffeine induced hallucinations Sugar fueled illuminations Mind going so fast I'm out of patience Soda is my gosh darn life I want to drink soda forever so I just might Yeah heard!