[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti]
Yo they call me Uncle Magic I'm a certified god
Watch me impale your volunteer tuckus with this shower rod
Hitting up parties like my name is Lohan
I'm gonna blow your mind so hard you'll be like slow down man
Magic is king, sorcery so secondary
What is this Chris Angel? Elementary
Blaine still the master, solid in his ways
Quirky like Deschanel. 500 days
A wizard, a warrior, a king no denying
Pinocchio's nose getting bigger, not magic just lying
All magic haters they just don't see
Have fun and stop snooping. D o double "g"
I'm an act so potent you won't soon be forgetting
Take weeks to get me out even with blood letting
[Verse 2: Big Lou]
Making magic on the mic I'm in this
You know we official yeah we the business
Ya b**h be on my wand cause she under my spell
I'm magic like Jesus yo that line send me right to hell
These rhymes magic like three Spanish castles
I own them all and have a ton of va**als
Saw you in half don't care if it's a trick
Don't go near the rabbit you might get bit
On the neck or something like that
Just put him back don't go near the hat
I use black magic when I want to
Call my ghosts on the magic line to haunt you
Tarot cards say I'll be rich one day
Already popping when I go to the magic shows I don't pay
Making magic with my runes so my hands shoot some rays
Check in the magic ball looks like the verse will now go aways