[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Yo they call me Uncle Magic I'm a certified god Watch me impale your volunteer tuckus with this shower rod Hitting up parties like my name is Lohan I'm gonna blow your mind so hard you'll be like slow down man Magic is king, sorcery so secondary What is this Chris Angel? Elementary Blaine still the master, solid in his ways Quirky like Deschanel. 500 days A wizard, a warrior, a king no denying Pinocchio's nose getting bigger, not magic just lying All magic haters they just don't see Have fun and stop snooping. D o double "g" I'm an act so potent you won't soon be forgetting Take weeks to get me out even with blood letting [Verse 2: Big Lou] Making magic on the mic I'm in this You know we official yeah we the business Ya b**h be on my wand cause she under my spell I'm magic like Jesus yo that line send me right to hell These rhymes magic like three Spanish castles I own them all and have a ton of va**als Saw you in half don't care if it's a trick Don't go near the rabbit you might get bit On the neck or something like that Just put him back don't go near the hat I use black magic when I want to Call my ghosts on the magic line to haunt you Tarot cards say I'll be rich one day Already popping when I go to the magic shows I don't pay Making magic with my runes so my hands shoot some rays Check in the magic ball looks like the verse will now go aways