[Intro]
This song goes out to another type of girl out there. You know who you are
[Verse 1]
Whoops! It looks like you caught me
A left hook flung me from my body
Your hand in the air like rocky, yet I'm the schmuck saying sorry
Foxy I found you, couldn't help myself like a fondue
You attract more dudes than a barbeque, and kick them to the curb like a kangaroo
They can't jump backwards, but you always are to the same old ba*tards!
An art that you've mastered
Then text me when I'm plastered, I can picture the laughter you get from my mixture of sorrow and pity
Tomorrow's gonna kick me, Rugh
All's well that ended for the worse
She tweets a bible verse, instead of saying sorry for her works
We call that flippin' Philippians, she finna go and flip up her hips again
Forget the farewells, she left my poor soul like a hotel!
(ya! *clap*)
[Hook]
Pool full of douche bags and you dive in (ya)
Pool full of douche bags and you dive in (ya)
Shallow Water (ooh), couldn't quench your thirst (ya)
Shallow Water (ooh), I fell in head first! (ya!)
By day she wears a plastic halo (ya)
At night she sneaks around, layin' low (ya)
She's prayin' on the weak (ya), thanksgiving feast (ya)
But hey, it's the nature of the beast! (ooh)
[Verse 2]
Oh, you're oh-so shallow, I'd have a better time just speaking to my shadow
I should even call you Mr. Black, out for a fool that'll miss her back
Trust me, you ain't missing Jack
Don't go the same path I went; never give her slack
She hunts her prey in silent, like the zodiac
Get 'em where it counts she attacks the cardiac
She only wants the quarterback, she turns into a nymphomaniac
If you can dunk you're a hunk
If not, you already flunked like the rest of us punks
Girl, come on, I didn't wanna have to
You messed with the wrong dog, I am the aplha
Silent s*ut like the 's' in psycho, no that's not a typo
She keeps a couple DL like sideshows
Clear your mind tho she's just another rhinestone!
(ya! *clap*)
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Took a bite out my heart like a chew toy
Pressed my 'A' and 'B' like a game boy *ding!*
The sneaky little dame, but I'll take the blame
I put my heart on my sleeve like a swastika
Then she around, as if she played harmonica
I know who she was, then she pulled an Optimus
Deceitful Decepticon, I'll stick to my poison words, a lethal phenomenon
Now back, back, back it up like AJ
I just the world your true colors, Ray J
[Outro]
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, umm, uh, I had to make this song because, uh, we all have been affected or our friends have been affected by a woman like this and I just wanna let you know that you're not alone. Stay strong
Swaddy out