[Intro] This song goes out to another type of girl out there. You know who you are [Verse 1] Whoops! It looks like you caught me A left hook flung me from my body Your hand in the air like rocky, yet I'm the schmuck saying sorry Foxy I found you, couldn't help myself like a fondue You attract more dudes than a barbeque, and kick them to the curb like a kangaroo They can't jump backwards, but you always are to the same old ba*tards! An art that you've mastered Then text me when I'm plastered, I can picture the laughter you get from my mixture of sorrow and pity Tomorrow's gonna kick me, Rugh All's well that ended for the worse She tweets a bible verse, instead of saying sorry for her works We call that flippin' Philippians, she finna go and flip up her hips again Forget the farewells, she left my poor soul like a hotel! (ya! *clap*) [Hook] Pool full of douche bags and you dive in (ya) Pool full of douche bags and you dive in (ya) Shallow Water (ooh), couldn't quench your thirst (ya) Shallow Water (ooh), I fell in head first! (ya!) By day she wears a plastic halo (ya) At night she sneaks around, layin' low (ya) She's prayin' on the weak (ya), thanksgiving feast (ya) But hey, it's the nature of the beast! (ooh) [Verse 2] Oh, you're oh-so shallow, I'd have a better time just speaking to my shadow I should even call you Mr. Black, out for a fool that'll miss her back Trust me, you ain't missing Jack Don't go the same path I went; never give her slack She hunts her prey in silent, like the zodiac Get 'em where it counts she attacks the cardiac She only wants the quarterback, she turns into a nymphomaniac If you can dunk you're a hunk If not, you already flunked like the rest of us punks Girl, come on, I didn't wanna have to You messed with the wrong dog, I am the aplha Silent s*ut like the 's' in psycho, no that's not a typo She keeps a couple DL like sideshows Clear your mind tho she's just another rhinestone! (ya! *clap*) [Hook] [Verse 3] Took a bite out my heart like a chew toy Pressed my 'A' and 'B' like a game boy *ding!* The sneaky little dame, but I'll take the blame I put my heart on my sleeve like a swastika Then she around, as if she played harmonica I know who she was, then she pulled an Optimus Deceitful Decepticon, I'll stick to my poison words, a lethal phenomenon Now back, back, back it up like AJ I just the world your true colors, Ray J [Outro] Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, umm, uh, I had to make this song because, uh, we all have been affected or our friends have been affected by a woman like this and I just wanna let you know that you're not alone. Stay strong Swaddy out