[Brad Majors]
Hey, Janet
[Janet Weiss]
Yes, Brad?
[Brad Majors]
I've got something to say
[Janet Weiss]
Uh huh?
[Brad Majors]
I really love the...sk**ful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
[Janet Weiss]
Oh...oh, Brad
[Brad Majors]
The river was deep but I swam it
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
The future is ours, so let's plan it
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
So please don't tell me to can it
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
If there's one fool for you then I am it
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
[Janet Weiss]
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
[Chorus]
Oh, Brad
[Janet Weiss]
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
[Chorus]
Oh, Brad
[Janet Weiss]
That you met Mom and you know Dad
[Chorus]
Oh, Brad
[Janet Weiss]
I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
[Brad Majors]
Oh, dammit
[Janet Weiss]
I'm mad
[Brad Majors]
Oh, Janet
[Janet Weiss]
For you
[Brad Majors]
I love you too
[Brad and Janet]
There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
[Brad Majors]
And that's go see the man who began it
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
When we met in his science exam-it
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
Made me give you the eye and then panic
[Chorus]
Janet
[Brad Majors]
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
[Janet Weiss]
Oh Brad, I'm mad
[Brad Majors]
Dammit, Janet
[Brad and Janet]
I love you