[Brad Majors] Hey, Janet [Janet Weiss] Yes, Brad? [Brad Majors] I've got something to say [Janet Weiss] Uh huh? [Brad Majors] I really love the...sk**ful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet [Janet Weiss] Oh...oh, Brad [Brad Majors] The river was deep but I swam it [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] The future is ours, so let's plan it [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] So please don't tell me to can it [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you The road was long but I ran it [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] There's a fire in my heart and you fan it [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] If there's one fool for you then I am it [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so [Janet Weiss] Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had [Chorus] Oh, Brad [Janet Weiss] Now we're engaged and I'm so glad [Chorus] Oh, Brad [Janet Weiss] That you met Mom and you know Dad [Chorus] Oh, Brad [Janet Weiss] I've one thing to say, and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too Oh, Brad [Brad Majors] Oh, dammit [Janet Weiss] I'm mad [Brad Majors] Oh, Janet [Janet Weiss] For you [Brad Majors] I love you too [Brad and Janet] There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo [Brad Majors] And that's go see the man who began it [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] When we met in his science exam-it [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] Made me give you the eye and then panic [Chorus] Janet [Brad Majors] Now I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Dammit, Janet [Janet Weiss] Oh Brad, I'm mad [Brad Majors] Dammit, Janet [Brad and Janet] I love you