[Verse 1: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)]
Waddup everyone, it's your girl Superwoman
In the kitchen, a plate of roasted Lilly's what I'm cooking
I'm a loud, brown girl who's pretty ratchet looking
If it wasn't for diversity, I wouldn't get no bookings
[Verse 2: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)]
And I play all of my characters because I have no friends
And I'm never looking s**y so my video's never trend
And when I wipe my beard of, there's always still a strip
Nah, that ain't no make up, I need to wax my upper lip
[Verse 3: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)]
I shave in the morning, by lunch it grows back
Jump cuts in my edits make up for what I lack
And I say that I'm a rapper but I only have two tracks
And my hair is so long it gets stuck in my bu*t crack
[Verse 4: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)]
I'm always saying eff, cause I'm so scared of cursing
How girls do this and that, then I make a boy version
All these dating topics are just a big diversion
So you don't notice I'm a big old virgin
[Verse 5: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)]
You can find my face on billboards and on taxi cabs
But I'm only getting views cause YouTube runs my ads
And I hate Air Canada, I complain like a child
But I still fly with them because I'm getting air miles
[Verse 6: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)]
My toes are never done, so I can never wear sandals
And I wear boys' jeans just to hide my love handles
In fact, I'm kind of a dude and so I understand
When people say: 'Yo, are you that boy, superman?'
[Verse 7: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)]
And I walk into auditions, get rejected every time
Unless they need some promo, then it's my time to shine
Cause then I get a cameo where I have one line
And I'm on screen for less time then when I'm in a vine
[Verse 8: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)]
And I am so single cause I'm always scaring guys
And my b**bs are always sagging cause I don't know my bra size
And I'm really really awkward if I ever try to be girly
Forever alone, even this beat left me early