Superwoman - A DISS TRACK AGAINST MYSELF (Roast Yourself Challenge) lyrics

[Verse 1: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)] Waddup everyone, it's your girl Superwoman In the kitchen, a plate of roasted Lilly's what I'm cooking I'm a loud, brown girl who's pretty ratchet looking If it wasn't for diversity, I wouldn't get no bookings [Verse 2: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)] And I play all of my characters because I have no friends And I'm never looking s**y so my video's never trend And when I wipe my beard of, there's always still a strip Nah, that ain't no make up, I need to wax my upper lip [Verse 3: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)] I shave in the morning, by lunch it grows back Jump cuts in my edits make up for what I lack And I say that I'm a rapper but I only have two tracks And my hair is so long it gets stuck in my bu*t crack [Verse 4: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)] I'm always saying eff, cause I'm so scared of cursing How girls do this and that, then I make a boy version All these dating topics are just a big diversion So you don't notice I'm a big old virgin [Verse 5: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)] You can find my face on billboards and on taxi cabs But I'm only getting views cause YouTube runs my ads And I hate Air Canada, I complain like a child But I still fly with them because I'm getting air miles [Verse 6: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)] My toes are never done, so I can never wear sandals And I wear boys' jeans just to hide my love handles In fact, I'm kind of a dude and so I understand When people say: 'Yo, are you that boy, superman?' [Verse 7: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)] And I walk into auditions, get rejected every time Unless they need some promo, then it's my time to shine Cause then I get a cameo where I have one line And I'm on screen for less time then when I'm in a vine [Verse 8: Superwoman (Lilly Singh)] And I am so single cause I'm always scaring guys And my b**bs are always sagging cause I don't know my bra size And I'm really really awkward if I ever try to be girly Forever alone, even this beat left me early