We were on up stage, I heard a cla**ic drum fill
Blasting a hundred decibels over the hill
It was getting pretty vile, I asked who it was
A guy in a raincoat shouted back, "They're called 'War On Drugs'!"
It sounded like basic John Fogerty rock
I said this next song's called "The War On Drugs Can s** My co*k"
s** my co*k, War On Drugs [x7]
s** my co*k
We were playing a show down in Chapel Hill
To a bunch of drunk hillbillies and it swelled like swill
The microphones didn't work, the staff couldn't give a f**
The crowd was getting out of hand and I told them all to shut the f** up
All you rednecks, shut the f** up [x8]
Someone got offended and wrote a piece of crap
Some spoiled b**h, rich kid, blogger brat
And posted some graffiti done by some half-wit
Who thought my actual name was 'Sun Kil Moon', what a dumb sh**
Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself [x8]
I met War On Drugs tonight and they're pretty nice
But their hair's long and greasy, hope they don't have lice
I heard them do their soundcheck; next to The Byrds
They're definitely the whitest band I've ever f**ing heard
The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs [x8]
"Then there's more!" [laughs]
[Guitar solo]
Playing the Fillmore tonight and it's sold out
Bridge and tunnel people are people, too, this is their big night out
Smoke a joint with their buddies on their way in their cars
They're going to rock out to some beer commercial guitar
Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs [x8]
War On Drugs, s** my co*k
War On Drugs, beer commercial rock
War On Drugs, s** my co*k
War On Drugs, beer commercial rock
War On Drugs loves Fleetwood Mac
War On Drugs loves Mellencamp
War On Drugs, let's give 'em a cheer
War On Drugs made three albums, took 'em nine f**ing years! (Applause)
War On Drugs, s** my co*k [x11]
"Guess it's gonna just fade out..."