We were on up stage, I heard a cla**ic drum fill Blasting a hundred decibels over the hill It was getting pretty vile, I asked who it was A guy in a raincoat shouted back, "They're called 'War On Drugs'!" It sounded like basic John Fogerty rock I said this next song's called "The War On Drugs Can s** My co*k" s** my co*k, War On Drugs [x7] s** my co*k We were playing a show down in Chapel Hill To a bunch of drunk hillbillies and it swelled like swill The microphones didn't work, the staff couldn't give a f** The crowd was getting out of hand and I told them all to shut the f** up All you rednecks, shut the f** up [x8] Someone got offended and wrote a piece of crap Some spoiled b**h, rich kid, blogger brat And posted some graffiti done by some half-wit Who thought my actual name was 'Sun Kil Moon', what a dumb sh** Sun Kil Moon, go f** yourself [x8] I met War On Drugs tonight and they're pretty nice But their hair's long and greasy, hope they don't have lice I heard them do their soundcheck; next to The Byrds They're definitely the whitest band I've ever f**ing heard The whitest band I've ever heard is War On Drugs [x8] "Then there's more!" [laughs] [Guitar solo] Playing the Fillmore tonight and it's sold out Bridge and tunnel people are people, too, this is their big night out Smoke a joint with their buddies on their way in their cars They're going to rock out to some beer commercial guitar Bridge and tunnel people love 'em some War On Drugs [x8] War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, beer commercial rock War On Drugs, s** my co*k War On Drugs, beer commercial rock War On Drugs loves Fleetwood Mac War On Drugs loves Mellencamp War On Drugs, let's give 'em a cheer War On Drugs made three albums, took 'em nine f**ing years! (Applause) War On Drugs, s** my co*k [x11] "Guess it's gonna just fade out..."