One night of mischeva
In a yellow Vauxhall Viva
Now you are
Indeed you are
And I was quite alarmed to see
The test kit from the pharmacy
You are
Indeed you are
Oh you are so completely
You are indiscreetly
You are so completely pregnant to me
But I like you, honey
To go to bed, perhaps to dream
The rub lies somewhere in between
You are
Indeed you are
I'm 21 and you're 19
I hope it's just a dreadful dream
You are
Indeed you are
Oh you are so completely
You are indiscreetly
You are so completely pregnant to me
But I like you, honey
I saw a baby born on open university
Oh son, you shouldn't come out now to all of this adversity
The doctors looked all starry-eyed as they did then the baby see
And I cried, I never thought to know the joys of pregnancy
Indeed you are
Indeed you are
One night of mischeva
In a yellow Vauxhall Viva
Now you are
Indeed you are
You've been quite impossible
Since you came home from hospital
You are
Indeed you are
Oh you are so completely
You are indiscreetly
You are so completely pregnant to me
But I like you, honey
Indeed you are
Indeed you are
Indeed you are