One night of mischeva In a yellow Vauxhall Viva Now you are Indeed you are And I was quite alarmed to see The test kit from the pharmacy You are Indeed you are Oh you are so completely You are indiscreetly You are so completely pregnant to me But I like you, honey To go to bed, perhaps to dream The rub lies somewhere in between You are Indeed you are I'm 21 and you're 19 I hope it's just a dreadful dream You are Indeed you are Oh you are so completely You are indiscreetly You are so completely pregnant to me But I like you, honey I saw a baby born on open university Oh son, you shouldn't come out now to all of this adversity The doctors looked all starry-eyed as they did then the baby see And I cried, I never thought to know the joys of pregnancy Indeed you are Indeed you are One night of mischeva In a yellow Vauxhall Viva Now you are Indeed you are You've been quite impossible Since you came home from hospital You are Indeed you are Oh you are so completely You are indiscreetly You are so completely pregnant to me But I like you, honey Indeed you are Indeed you are Indeed you are