[Mike Muir/Mike Clark]
Ah damn, we got a lot of stupid people
Doing a lot of stupid things
Thinking a lot of stpuid thoughts
And if you want to see one
Just look in the mirror
Gotta k** Captain Stupid, can't you see him
Today we start the new way, we're Suicidal
Gotta k** the old way, we'll make it better
Won't you join our mission, don't be stupid
Got to k** Captain Stupid
Got to k** Captain Stupid
Brothers k**ing brothers, what up with that?
Can't you see they're laughing, that ain't funny
Babies making babies, that ain't love
You just got screwed over, get some respect
Got to k** Captain Stupid
Got to k** Captain Stupid
Got to k** Captain Stupid
Got to k** Captain Stupid
k** him, k** him, k** him
Gotta k** Captain Stupid
k** him, k** him, k** him
Gotta k** Captain Stupid
k** him, k** him, k** him
Gotta k** Captain Stupid
k** him, k** him, k** him
And I don't understand why
People be bringin' Captain Stupid in their lives
Treating him like a superhero
Glorifying him when he ain't nothing but a superpunk
And you see, you're the one who's gonna have to stop him
'Cause you're the one that started him
Oh, what's that?
So now you say life s**s
Well, ninety-nine percent of it's
What you make of it...
So if your life s**s, you s**
What's that crap you're smoking, playing the fool
Waste your life for nothing, when you're something
What the hell you thinking, mind pollution
Got to get back control, it's your life fool
Got to k** Captain Stupid
Got to k** Captain Stupid
Got to k** Captain Stupid
Got to k** Captain Stupid
k** him, k** him, k** him
Gotta k** Captain Stupid
I gotta, you gotta, I gotta
Gotta k** Captain Stupid
k** him, k** him, k** him
Gotta k** Captain Stupid
I gotta, you gotta, I gotta
Gotta k** Captain Stupid
What's that now?
Ah, so you're scared to do something about it
Well, you better be scared not to do something about it
Because if you don't k** Captain Stupid
Captain Stupid gonna k** you
Got to k** Captain Stupid...fool